Florida Through Native Eyes


Darwin's Face Found in Ancient Slime



SPECIAL REPORT: Charles Darwin's face has been found in ancient slime, proving indisputably that humans evolved from a whole lotta nothing.

Florida's first aquatic part dinosaur/part human also turned up in a South Florida marsh this week. The new species, Homo perpusilla, would have been about the size of a human hand. It's unclear whether it was a vegetarian or omnivore.





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