Author: Mark Renz
Illustrators: Cover - Steve Bufter, Inside - Marisa Renz
Publisher: PaleoPress
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Release date: October 1, 2004.



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FOREWORDS


A fascinating novel…inspired by a pile of dirt! - Dick Mol, Expedition Paleontologist, Discovery Channel‘s “Raising the Mammoth”
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Take an adolescent dung beetle named Doug and place him at a West Florida water hole 500,000 years ago with four other adolescents: a sloth, a camel, a horse and a mammoth, let them strike up a friendship, and what do you have? Well, yes, a smorgasbord for any lurking predators, but for fossil hunter author Mark Renz, an opportunity to explore our place in the universe by seeing life through the eyes of diverse species. Follow Doug and his friends, Millie, Herb, Cedric and Shutzal on an intellectual adventure as they test the tribal lore and received wisdom of their ancestors against the force of their budding intellects. Are all species created equal? Is it each species for itself, or is there a symbiosis among species that translate to kindness for all? How do you know if you're happy? Does faith help or hinder? If Millie's God has a trunk and floppy ears and Doug's God lives in a glorious dung mountain in the sky, will the Wild Bunch Debating Society ever sing from the hymnal? And what if the camel and sloth Gods hate songs of praise?

I go on record to predict that Doug's Ark will be a least seller until discovered by religious fundamentalists and banned from school libraries. At that point, Renz's little iconoclast primer for young free thinkers will sell like Mad magazine to much the same crowd. -- Ron Wiggins, Palm Beach Post
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A clever version of the story of life…Seeing our modern-day world through the eyes and thoughts of these creatures living in a bygone era shows us our own present-day foibles in a less threatening context. Doug‘s world is our world. - David A. Zacharias, The Whitney Lab, University of Florida College of Medicine, Department of Neuroscience
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Imagine a creature with Huck Finn’s sense of adventure and Socrates’ love of a good argument and you’ve got Doug, the dynamic dung beetle. Like most of us, Doug’s chief labor is taking the shit life dishes out and turning it into sustenance—without losing direction and self-respect in the process. And, again like we do, Doug finds his greatest comfort in the company of a few close friends. Along with Millie, the mammoth, and Shutzal, the ground sloth, Doug surveys a world evolving, a place of terrible beauty and unending excitement . Recognize it? Aesop never told a more illuminating fable than Mark Renz spins here.

Renz is a do-gooder. But before you fall on your wallet and plug your fingers in your ears, know this: He is after your conscience, not your bank account. He simply will not rest easy until everyone in the world is warm, well-fed and cracking jokes with each other. But, first, we’ve got to learn to get along. Every do-gooder has an intellectual perception of other people’s pain; but Renz actually feels it in his booming, oversize heart. There is no greater virtue than that. So let’s just say that I’ve known Doug, the dung beetle, since he went by the name of “Mark.” Believe me, he’s the best of buddies. You’ll like him. -- Edward Morris, Friend

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INTRODUCTION: How Tales Grow Tall

Beware of dirt piles that blow in front of your car.

A few years ago, I was driving from my home in Lehigh Acres, Florida to the small town of LaBelle 15-20 miles away. Just before I entered the city limits, a swirl of soft sand momentarily clouded my vision as it whipped across the road. Instinctively I followed the sand’s source and saw that it came from a tall mound of dirt a hundred feet off the roadway.

I make my living sifting through dirt for signs of Florida’s past, so I quickly pulled over and dove into the pile. Reddish brown fragments of fossilized bones were scattered about like fresh clumps of chocolate in a huge scoop of rocky road ice cream. It was every fossil hunter's dream. Adjacent to the pile was a retention pond that the Florida Department of Transportation had just dug out for road-water run-off. I knew the pond produced the pile so I bellied my way down to the soupy clay bottom and with my hands began to imitate a raccoon foraging for a meal. Soon the gooey stuff began giving up it’s ancient bounty: partial skeletons of lumbering mammoth and mastodon elephants, bull-size ground sloths, humpless camels, old-world horses, pig-like peccaries, dire wolves and deer.

I invited paleontologists at the Florida Museum of Natural History in Gainesville to take a closer look. They suspected that the animals might have collectively drowned while crossing a narrow river during a major storm 300,000 to 500,000 years ago.

Over the next 15 months, volunteers and I excavated the site, recovering hundreds of bones, donating them to the Museum. As each bone was exposed, I had an over-whelming sense of awe realizing that these animals had lived and died nearly a half million years before I was born. When I think of time, it is with a wrist-watch, a parking meter, a yearly calendar, or the passing of an older relative. I cannot fathom 500,000 years, let alone the time it took to create our planet and our universe.

Mammoth skull resting upside down with one tooth showing.



But what I spent most of my time thinking about while digging up these primitive creatures was the time before their death. I thought about the years, the months, the weeks, the days and the hours before they died. How did they perish? Was it a major catastrophe or do the bones represent a gradual build up of one animal dying every 10 years over a period of a thousand years? Why couldn’t they save themselves?

I wondered what their world was like 500,000 years ago. How much ice blanketed our Polar caps? Were sea levels lower or higher than today and how was Florida affected? What were the grazing conditions for these animals? Did grassy savannahs dominate the landscape or was it a wooded environment?

Humans would not inhabit Florida for another 485,000 years. What was it like to live free of human contact, with only heat, mosquitoes, saber-toothed cats, wolves, hurricanes and quicksand-like mud to worry about?

To relax one evening after a long day behind a shovel, my wife Marisa and I rented the movie, “Adaptation”, starring Nicolas Cage and Meryl Streep. As a screen-writer in the movie, Cage’s character was hired to write a film adaptation of the book “The Orchid Thief”. But as one reviewer puts it, he “suffers from acute mental constipation and turns himself into his writing dilemma.”

As the credits rolled afterwards, a dung beetle scurried across our living room floor, probably lured by the aroma of alligator coprolite I found a day earlier that wasn’t as fossilized as I first thought. Divinely touched, I hopped off our couch and bolted for my electronic pen, shouting to my wife, “I’ve got it, I’ve got it!”

I had been writing a nonfiction book about the site I discovered and like Cage‘s character, was struggling with a severe mental block. It lacked life and excitement. But what if I backed up to the summer before these animals died and stuck a camera into their world? And what if I tweaked things just a little? What if I gave those old characters that extra “oomph” we call intelligence, then stepped back to see how they responded? Would they behave as we do? How would they work out their differences? How would they react to love, hate, racism (specie-ism actually), or religion? Would they argue about evolution? Is intelligence a blessing or a curse?

This is their story.




Excerpts from "Doug"





Chapter 1: It’s A Dung World After All


Doug had heard his father's pep talks before and had always enjoyed them. But now--at a year old--he was beginning to mature and was turning into a young adult. For the first time, he began to think more about who he really was and what role he wanted to play in this strange world that orbited around his kind. Were dung beetles really special, or did every life form think of itself as the center of the universe?



Chapter 2: Shall We Gather At The Watering Hole?


Watering hole conversations were almost always about the weather. Rarely did Doug hear any animal talk about much else. Occasionally, the others announced births, deaths or illnesses among the herds. Inter-species conversations about anything else were considered taboo. Doug never knew why. What were they afraid of? Were they afraid that if another species knew too much about them, it would make them vulnerable? Vulnerable to what? Another species getting the best food sources ahead of them, or taking advantage of some other inside information? Wasn't there some way for all of them to share information and still have a close relationship?



Chapter 3: Thoroughly Ancient Millie


Of all the mammoths in the herd and all the other animals that visit the watering hole, Millie is known for being exceptionally compassionate. She rescues young horses caught in the mud or carries water to the land tortoises that have trouble getting in and out of the soupy swamp surrounding the watering hole. She is what other animals call "smart-hearted".



Chapter 4: Rescuing The Rescuer


Doug burst into the family tunnel talking 500 miles an hour. “Mom, you gotta help me…Millie’s stuck…She almost stepped on me…She’s a mammoth and the herd has left. What can we do? How can we free her? Should we get some rope? Should we call all the other beetles to see if they can help pull her out?”



Chapter 5: The Wild Bunch Is Born





By now, Doug’s little entourage had formed a tight bond and referred to themselves as the Wild Bunch. The older animals at the watering hole never fraternized between species. Doug knew this was an unwritten rule. But he also knew that the more mature animals were tolerant of youth and its ignorance. As long as the Wild Bunch only discussed the weather, no one else would pay them much attention.

But one morning, Doug could not resist stirring the pot.

Chapter 6: Small Talk And Big Thoughts


Doug sighed. "There's nothing wrong with talking about the weather. But for once, wouldn't you like to talk about something else?"

"Like what?" Herb asked.

"Well, like how we got here, why we behave the way we do, what happens when we die, are we important beyond who and what we are? Why so many of us choose not to think at all. I wonder if you ever questioned what you have been taught. For instance, I was brought up understanding that as a dung beetle, I am the center of the Universe and everything else revolves around me and my species," Doug said.

"Hey, that's the same thing my parents told me!" Millie remarked.

"Me too, Cedric said. "It's true, isn't it?"



Chapter 7: Follow My Lead



“Another problem with following the herd is that its leaders can sometimes be more charismatic than smart,” Shutzal added. "He or she can appeal to our emotions rather than our intelligence. If we're not alert, we can blindly follow the wrong leader."



Chapter 8: Your Kind, My Kind, Why Should We Be Kind?


"Because as we get older, we sometimes forget to be kind," Millie said. We forget to be courteous. We forget to treat others as we would want to be treated. For instance, I have noticed that my species sometimes occupies the best part of the watering hole. We don't allow any other animals into that prime area until we are good and ready to leave."

“What a responsible admission, Millie!" Herb said smiling. "As long as we're pointing out each other's short-comings, I have to admit when migrating we horses tend to run way ahead of everyone else so we can be the first to munch on the tender prairie grasses."

"And I don't always watch where I leave my piles," Shutzal confessed. "I suppose I could deposit them off the main trail so that others don't have to sidestep around them. Or maybe I should deposit them closer to Doug's condo."



Chapter 9: You May Be Something, But I’m Something Else


"Specie-ism? What's that?" Herb asked.

"It's the notion that one animal or one species, is superior to others," Shutzal replied.

"I'm familiar with the concept, or should I say misconception," Doug said. "Why do you suppose we all have this need to look down on animals that don't communicate the way we do, walk or crawl, climb or fly, or swim the way we do? What makes us so special? Anybody else have any thoughts on this?"



Chapter 10: Time Out!


“What does a sport of the strong do for the weak?” Doug asked. “And if it's teamwork we want to develop, why not develop the art of 'peaceful' teamwork? Accomplish things together for a greater good like digging new water holes and making decent places for the weaker animals to live? If competition is so important, why not compete for sharper, kinder minds -- instead of "we're tougher than you" or faster or stronger?”



Chapter 11: Testing…One, Two, Three, Four


"But how do you really know?" Doug pried. "Don't you wish there was some kind of device you could breathe into that would tell you just how happy you really are? Wouldn't you really like to know?"

"Hey, why don't we devise our own happiness test?" Shutzal suggested.



Chapter 12: If That’s All There Is, Then Let’s Keep Dancing


"It may be unfair," Doug said, "but life is full of reminders that we are no more special than the next creature, that our lives can be over in a moment. I personally find that humbling. If you think about it, no matter how long we live, there is time to do everything that needs to be done. The moth spins its cocoon and the spider its web, but their lives are so short relative to ours.”



Chapter 13: What A Friend We Have In Theory


“We may not agree on which of our Gods was the Creator, but certainly you can’t deny that our world was created by an intelligent designer?” Millie said. “Look how delicate and beautiful a flower is, covered with the morning dew. Look at the sun and the moon, suspended in the sky without ropes or props. Look how easily you can fly and how well we can communicate between species.”

“I admit that I marvel over such things,” Doug said. “But again, how do we know if the Creator -- however we envision Him or Her or It -- was truly intelligent? We’re looking at the results of a world that began billions of years ago. You can iron out a heck-of-a-lot of problems in that amount of time! If this Designer was so smart, how come there are so many extinct animals? Did the perfect Designer make mistakes? Or are those mistakes part of some grand plan? Did one of our Gods set evolution into motion and then sit back to watch everything unfold?

I don’t know and I really don’t think anyone else does either.”



Chapter 14: Smart Heart


“I guess I really don’t think about it too much,” Millie responded shyly. “I just say to myself, that could be me suffering instead of them. How would I want others to respond to my needs? If I have any advice -- and I feel unqualified offering it -- I would say practice the act of caring like you would practice a sport or music or painting. Don’t worry about how well you care. Just show that you do and try to imagine yourself in that individual’s place.



Chapter 15: Land Ho!


“We have always had grazing rights to that land!” Herb screamed, his nose inches from Cedric’s face. “Your herd has no business moving into that area!”

Doug could tell Cedric was about to spit on Herb. He knew if that happened, a serious fight would break out.

“Our ancestors grazed there long before your herd even knew that area existed!” Cedric retorted.

Chapter 16: And The Lord Said, Let There Be Evolution!


“Their evidence may eventually turn out to be wrong, or it’s possible that your God or my God created evolution in the same way he created light or dark. The specialists working in evolutionary theory are using scientific, objective methods to test their theories. I think we ought to watch them like a hawk, but if they do their job, isn’t that the best way to search for the truth? I just find it difficult to believe that science‘s subliminal mission is to destroy religion. Are scientists often wrong? Yes. Should we question them? You bet. But do we have a better mechanism than they do for attempting to uncover life’s mysteries? Not that I’m aware of.”



Chapter 17: Me, You and Us


“I think I know how cooperation works well for gathering food too,” Shutzal said, “not just for seeking protection. Together, you can plant the grasses you need to survive. Together, you can build shelters or take it up a notch and work toward peace with other species.”

“Then why don’t we do it?” Cedric asked.

“I don’t think we have evolved enough to cooperate yet,” Doug said. “We’re too suspicious of each other -- even within our own kind -- or too self-centered. We suffer from the “me first” syndrome; we think more of ourselves or our immediate families than we do the whole of the herd or animal society.”



Chapter 18: What The World Needs Now, Is Dung Beetle Love



“Ah, I get it now,” Herb said. “And I have one of my own: The perfect love is seeing the beauty in others - even if they don’t see it in themselves.”
“Herb, that’s beautiful!” Millie said.



Chapter 19: Right, Wrong And The Gray Between


"I have come up with a short list of questions you can ask yourself to help get you through those ethical challenges," Shutzal said.

1. Will your action or inaction hurt anyone now or later?
2. Is it selfish or selfless?
3. Does it include or exclude others?
4. Does it enrich or degrade?
5. Does it make the world better or worse?
6. Is it legal, but ethically questionable?”



Chapter 20: The Hunt


“Oh no, here we go again. We keep this up and we’re not only going to invent fishing poles, but bleeding heart liberals!” Cedric said irritably.

“Look," Millie said, exasperated that Cedric was being so narrow-minded, “a fish is a living creature, like the capybara and us. I know the bear is just “doing what he does” while fishing. But like Fang, I saw him throw fish up on the bank that he had no intention of eating.”

“Yes, but those fish will be eaten by other animals or scavengers such as vultures,” Cedric said.

“That’s true, but do you think the bear is terrorizing those fish so that other animals can have something to eat?” Doug asked.

“What difference does it make?” Cedric snapped.

“All the difference in the world if we are all to be the best we can be,” Doug replied.



Chapter 21: Preparing The Perfect Dung Ball


“When trying to be the best we can be, is it important that our goal be worthy?” Herb asked. “Should it fit our earlier list of ethical questions?”

“You mean, does it help or hurt?” Shutzal asked. “Does it enrich or degrade?”

“That’s a good point,” Doug reasoned.

“Maybe I want my goal to be a selfish one,” Cedric said. “Perhpas I want a goal that makes me happy even if it doesn’t contribute to the greater public good. That’s my right!”

“Yes, that’s your right,” Shutzal said. “If that truly makes you happy then go for it. But at some point, if we all don’t do a little towards making it a better world -- especially with our career goals, there will be no world for us to enjoy.”



Chapter 22: Education Begins At The Watering Hole


“I suggest that the best way to communicate is to first learn the art of listening,” Millie said.

“Listening? How does that help you connect with another species?” Cedric asked.

"Listening is the only way to learn what another animal is really like,” Millie responded. “I don’t necessarily mean listening only with your ears. I mean listening with all of your senses. I don’t know the language of an alligator, an egret or a tree. But if I sit still and open all of my senses, I just might be able to understand their language. This could just be the first step of real communication.”

Chapter 23: The Final Test


“If you’re right, what can we do if moving to higher ground won’t save us?” Millie asked.

“Only one thing we can do,” Doug said.

“What’s that?” Millie asked.

“Build a boat.”

“A boat?”

“Yes, a boat.”

“A mighty big boat,” Shutzal said, shaking his head.

“You asked.” Doug responded.

“Doug, I am beginning to have my doubts about you,” Cedric said.

“It’s okay Cedric,” Doug replied. “I expected it.”

“You can’t blame us for having our doubts,” Herb added. “After all, we’re sitting here listening to a dung beetle tell us the end of the world is near.”



Chapter 24: Thar She Blows!



“As a dung beetle, you have a natural ability to sense an approaching storm,” Millie explained. “You know by studying 'cause and effect' that we should prepare for the worst. But the rest of us continue to ignore the good sense given us by our gods and turn everything back over to Him. He created our ability to think, but we ignore that ability and criticize “thinkers” for thinking. We believe our God will save us. If he does, we praise him. But if we perish, it’s God’s will. Live or die, we credit God and take no responsibility for our actions or inactions.”

“You know Millie, maybe it’s me who is ignorant, who refuses to see,” Doug said. “Maybe by thinking too much, I am missing my God’s message. Everyone else seems so calm, so resigned to their fate. Maybe I shouldn’t give life so much thought. Maybe I should just fall into place with my elders and be what they say I am destined to be.”

“Maybe you already are the fulfillment of your destiny,” Millie said. “Maybe without thinkers like you, we would all live mundane lives, lost in the herd mentality. Maybe we would never venture beyond the expectations of our species.”
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Within days of the birth of the first hurricane, a second tropical disturbance was forming. It too grew slowly, feeding on the warm seas and low-pressure areas traveling within itself. This second storm shadowed the first, pulled westward by the draft. By the time it had reached hurricane strength, it was riding the tail of the first hurricane and began to merge with it. Such storms are extremely rare, occurring only once in every thousand years. Such storms wreak havoc on everything in their path. And this beast was less than 24 hours away from making landfall.
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When the lightning flashed, Doug looked again and could see the ridge in the distance. He couldn’t make out individual shapes, but could tell it was crowded with wildlife. Another bolt lit up the sky and this time what he saw sent a chill up his back. A wall of water at least 30 feet high was rushing straight towards the ridge.


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