Polar Alligators, Mark Renz 1-239-368-3252
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Global Warming Threatens Polar Gators
By Lola Trackinberg, I.C.E. News
Scientists are alarmed that global warming may threaten the existence of the remaining 2,000 alligators that congregate on ice packs in the summer Arctic seas. The toothy reptiles depend on tasty penguins and frozen marshmallows from tourists. But as Global Warming politics melt the ice, penguins and gators are making their way south to record-breaking colder weather.
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